Play-at-Home Link Up: Week 9

This week is tutorial week. We decided that in order to give the contestants equal ground, that we would come up with the tutorials for them, you know, in case someone was lacking creative ability. So we decided that we would give them all tutorials that are completely fake. For example:

1. How to harvest buffalo wings and chicken fingers (to be taken literally as wings from buffalos and fingers from chickens)
2. How to domesticate a zombie
3. How to groom a chupacabra
4. How to breed unicorns.

You are welcome to use one of those, or choose one of your own, fictitious or not. When you are done, link up here, and go comment on two other posts that have been linked up! You might just learn something new!